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Friday, July 25, 2008

Men always like listening to things that are nice to their ears. compliment.

But when someone around him says something about him, he may not like it.



I like learning new things. Things that can help me out in my life.

I had so much fun time with my friends around me.

and i don't really like my current working environment.

It is too far, too isolated.

tiring to travel.

and no time to do something else which is more constructive.

But its all good.

At least at the meantime i learn things from here.

But just that it is at a slower pace. A pace that no one else would like.






I would like to change the bad things i have in me.

Change them. People maybe laughing and asking, "Possible?"

I have no idea but to try.





It hurts when you see your love ones and friends around you are getting hurt.

Getting hurt in the sense that they fall into the pit hole without noticing anything.

Stopping them doing things that they like is pretty impossible.



eh, when you cant win. Join them =)




Where to place your condom?

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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.

My girlfriend?

She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.

That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini-skirts, and low cut blouses.

She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
could not say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom , and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"


The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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