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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Saw this special act after work from harbourfront in the train , quite a few days back.Power right!! he actually use a hook to hang his bag onto the hand rails. Cool! When yanzhen and i saw this on the train, she gave me an idea and i quickly took a picture.
Posted this on STOMP. Funny, looking at others comment on this.
"Must be another act of PRC." LOL aaaaamusing...

The link to stomp : http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=31619

Its on newspaper also. Haha. MYpaper on 21st Aug! =)))

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Be Patient
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This is a true story which happened in the States.

A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck.

In the sudden rush of rage, the man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment.
When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.

Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands.

When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, "Daddy, i am sorry about your truck." Then he added asking, "but Daddy, when are my fingers going to grow back?"
The father went home & committed suicide.

Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or you wish to take revenge. Think first before you lose you patience with someone you love.
Trucks can be repaired and can look as good as new. But broken bones & hurt feelings often can't.

Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.

People do make mistake. We are allowed to make mistakes. But actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Forgive and forget.
Love one and all.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -- Mother Teresa


This is solely contributed by my Darling - jesslin goh yan zhen
She knows i love this kind of stories so she kept a copy for me to share with you people!!
Thank you so much for another lesson.
I LOVE YOU!! =)

For those who had been reading, if you encounter any nice encouraging stories. Email them to me, so i have the chance to share with more people!
Thankss for your support! ( even i know its only like a few) lol =)

Cheers

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Job Application
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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.




Have a good day ahead people. =) CHEERS WITH people having exams, projects, army, shopping spree. TAKE CARE =)

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Having attachment is so boring. Work but nothing to do. Yea no choice. Ends after christmas. I cant wait for next year. Cause i am so so so looking forward to travel overseas! with ahem. and of course those who want to join in. pleaseeeeeeee join in.

Pay as you surf aka dial-up connection?

Read the following.

Aug 3, 2008
The end of buffet-style broadband?
By Chua Hian Hou
THEY'RE called bandwidth hogs and they have had pretty much a free ride here when it comes to using the internet for anything from downloading films to running home security systems.
Their monthly fees are no different from many average users who use the same connection to check their email and surfing the Web.

But while the hogs are using ever more bandwidth as ever more complex functions go online, Internet service providers (ISPs) are struggling with growing bandwidth costs because of their insatiable appetites.

It has raised the prospect of charging these 'power users' more. Such metered charging is already in force overseas and ISPs here including SingNet, StarHub, and Pacific Internet say they are also looking at this, also there are no plans to implement this here.

StarHub spokesman Cassie Fong said it is 'closely tracking the development in this area as well as monitoring the interest level in metered charging from local users'.

The ISPs declined to give details but the Straits Times understands that, like their overseas counterparts, a tiny percentage of customers use huge chunks of bandwidth.

A Singapore ISP executive who declined to be named said the problem is that no amount of bandwidth will satisfy these increasingly unprofitable power users.



Oh no, download things also need to pay liao. Good game.

New moral of the day =)

enjoy.

Priest & Nun
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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealth fully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!