Following is an important lesson for us to learn. Have fun reading.

S H I T
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow

dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and then ate him.

The morals of the story are:



1. Not everyone who drops Shit you is your enemy.

2. Not everyone who gets you out of Shit is your friend.

3. When you’re in deep Shit, keep your mouth shut!

Men always like listening to things that are nice to their ears. compliment.

But when someone around him says something about him, he may not like it.



I like learning new things. Things that can help me out in my life.

I had so much fun time with my friends around me.

and i don't really like my current working environment.

It is too far, too isolated.

tiring to travel.

and no time to do something else which is more constructive.

But its all good.

At least at the meantime i learn things from here.

But just that it is at a slower pace. A pace that no one else would like.






I would like to change the bad things i have in me.

Change them. People maybe laughing and asking, "Possible?"

I have no idea but to try.





It hurts when you see your love ones and friends around you are getting hurt.

Getting hurt in the sense that they fall into the pit hole without noticing anything.

Stopping them doing things that they like is pretty impossible.



eh, when you cant win. Join them =)

Where to place your condom?

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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.

My girlfriend?

She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.

That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini-skirts, and low cut blouses.

She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
could not say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom , and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"


The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

If you guys have still no idea that i am attached, READ= )

My sweeeet'0'girlfriend named Jesslin aka Yanzhen


she a gem! bright and sweet gem!



and if you are reading this. i love you. Thanks!

As usual, working as intern @ crimson logic.
Slack is the description that i can look for. =)

Ever seen mario mascot key chains with light?

Soon i will let you know more about it. Meanwhile Enjoy again! =)

Cheers

The Healing Poison

A long time ago, a girl named Li-Li got married and went to live with
her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that
she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their
personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her
mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed days, and weeks passed weeks. Li-Li and her other-in-law
never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even
worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow
to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish.

All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing the poor husband
great distress. Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad
temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something
about it.

Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr.Huang, who sold herbs.
She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so
that she could solve the problem once and for all. Mr Huang thought for
a while, and finally said, Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem,
but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you. Li-Li said,

"Yes, Mr Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do."

Mr Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a
package of herbs. He told Li-Li,

"You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law,
because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have
given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her
body. Every other day prepare some pork or chicken and put a little of
these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody
suspects you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very
friendly towards her. Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and
treat her like a queen."

Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her
plot of murdering her mother-in-law. Weeks went by, and months went by,
and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her
mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding
suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law and
treated her like her own mother. After six months had passed, the whole
household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so
much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't
had an argument in six months with her mother-in-law, who now seemed
much kinder and easier to get along with. The mother-in-law's attitude
toward Li-Li has also changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own
daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best
daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were
now treating each other like a real mother and daughter. Li-Li's husband
was very happy to see what was happening.

One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again. She
said,

"Dear Mr Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my
mother-in-law! She has changed into such a nice woman, and I love her
like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I
gave her."

Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head.

"Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The
herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison
was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all
washed away by the love which you gave to her."

MORAL : Friends, have you ever realized that how you treat others is
exactly how they will treat you? In China it is said : The person who
loves others will also be loved.

Good day people. Wondering why i've not been updating my blog, i have a few reasons to explain.

Firstly, i am engaged with my most lovely time of my life. I'm loving it.

Secondly, i am currently working with 2 jobs. Starbucks and school's internship attachment.
Starbucks - Same place. Raffles City. Yes i joined back starbucks and it is at the same place. With different management. =) i love it!
Crimson Logic - An IT company that does different sector like healthcare, law, singpass etc. i am in the healthcare sector doing ClinicWeaver.

Thirdly, Nothing much to update and i know you guys are getting sick of the troubled tree.


Here's another one

The Power of Holding Hands

I was sitting on a beach one summer day, watching two children, a
boy and a girl, playing in the sand.They were hard at work building
an elaborate sandcastle by the water's edge, with gates and towers
and moats and internal passages.Just when they had nearly finished
their project, a big wave came along and knocked it down,
reducing it to a heap of wet sand. I expected the children to burst
into tears, devastated by what had happened to all their hard work.
But they surprised me. Instead, they ran up the shore away from the
water,laughing and holding hands, and sat down to build another castle.
I realized that they had taught me an important lesson.

All the things in our lives, all the complicated structures we
spend so much time and energy creating, are built on sand.

Only our relationships to other people endure.
Sooner or later, the wave will come along and knock down what we have worked so hard to build up.
When that happens, only the person who has somebody's hand to hold will be able to laugh.






Peace out people! more update will be coming =)